Gather, Conservatives. Lend me a hand! Unless you want THIS Liberal wuss in command... I spent years in a rathole in North Vietnam. Now, the Jihad needs containin'

Went to the outskirts of Chicago today

Was he hiking trails or chasing hot, sexy tail? Where did Governor Sanford go?

Just heated me up some sauerkraut and hot dogs

Can't Buy Me Love is stuck in my head

Come, gather round, Dick, Condi, Scooter and Rove. It's time to get packin'! We must hit the road, but there's war, recession, and bad mortgage loans. And our legacy needs savin'! So forget he's a jackass who's liberally prone. Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!

Gosh, I'm so tired of divisive exchange. And, I've got one or two things to say about change. Like the change we must change to the change we hold dear. I really like change. Have I made myself clear?

And it was written: Though shalt marketh down thy procedures and notations in geometry, or ye shall be docked merits.
GetTheeToABakery

If handwritten notes (the kind you pass around during class) were currency, I would be rich
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If I would have had an Xbox way sooner, I wouldn't be such a Ninten-fag